Pigs Hogging Headlines


Homeland Security Pigs Hogging Headlines by Casting
Pearls Before Michigan Law Swine is a Major Boar

„I am concerned for the security of our great Nation;
not so much because of any threat from without, but
because of the insidious forces working from within.“
Douglas MacArthur

A dairy farmer milking 2,500 cows in the Michigan
dell did not learn his lesson first time around.

The second time, his farm was raided by federal
agents using helicopters.

His crime? Hiring illegal aliens who shoveled
cow dung from barns into once-clean waterways.

Aquilla Farms was fined $2.7 million. Homeland Security,
which make some (not all) Americans free from Mexicanos
has just awarded $500,000 to two Michigan police agencies
which participated in the recent raid. The entire portion
of that fine should have gone into the general treasury.
Since when does Homeland Security have the right to award
fines as they see fit?

If Homeland Security would only do this all over America,
we would be blessed. Americans would no longer find
freshly picked produce, because there would be no migrant
workers left to pick apples, oranges, or rutabaga.

Consider how safe you now feel from potential South
of the Border terroristas who might prevent trusting
Americans from overdosing on guacamole.

Admit it. Are you not proud to be an American?

The funds were presented in early March, 2013.

Perhaps government funding should also be shared
with police who issue speeding tickets. I can see
the future posters: Wanted, Dead or Alive: Dangerous
alien Jaywalkers. Large cash award. No questions


„An ungrateful man is like a hog under a tree
eating acorns, but never looking up to see where
they come from.“
– Timothy Dexter

Robert Cohen


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